Happiness is a Warm Gun

My name is Brandon. That's all you have to know. I hope you have a great day.

The Strokes - Someday

Promises, they break before they’re made
Sometimes, sometimes

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d0nn0:

fake-mermaid:

jraphic:

fake-mermaid:

im in ma moms car
broom broom

get out me car

image

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midori-hatena:

midori-hatena:

I forgot how much I miss gravity falls

I guess I could call it TFW no GF

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hotelmario:

the harrowing tale of when speedwagon attempted to bring twiabpaianlatfwnogf back home

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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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romp2:

gross boy call me… anime dad

Watch out Vero. Anime moms usually always die early

romp2:

gross boy
call me… anime dad

Watch out Vero. Anime moms usually always die early

Dont you hate it when someone you have a major crush on posts something like “no on will ever like me”

Like uuuhhhhhhhhhgggggggg

burgerwave:

oh my god

burgerwave:

oh my god

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protofans:

We have a present for you, and it’s these photos from the Warped Tour dodgeball tournament.

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